The awakened mind virus is still doing havoc three years after Tim Allen’s Last Man Standing ended abruptly. Men are whipped, tarred, and feathered on every street corner for using incorrect pronouns and suggesting that modern comedies such as Blazing Saddles are unattainable. It’s been awful. It is no longer possible to speak without respecting someone’s dignity. Allen turned his back on the men who looked to him to lead and defend them against mobs of haughty, anti-cancel culture warriors.
Rather than completing his scenes, he would announce, “Leaving!” when he was done, and his Santa Claus co-stars could then expose that he is “so fucking rude,” never makes “eye contact” with his scene partners and more. That is, however, on a “good day.”
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Fear not, as Deadline reports that Hollywood’s grumpiest Santa Claus is returning to network comedy, spearheading the ABC series Shifting Gears pilot. The comedy, which was created by former Simpsons cast members Mike Scully and Julie Thacker Scully, centers on a [sigh], a recalcitrant widower who runs a vintage car restoration business.
Although it may seem like a significant undertaking for the former and (maybe) future Tim “The Toolman” Taylor, he also has to deal with the arrival of his estranged daughter and a group of adorable grandchildren.
ABC’s Last Man Standing
Originally broadcast on ABC, Last Man Standing was subsequently terminated by the network following six seasons. Allen tweeted after the network’s cancellation, “Stunned and taken aback by the network that I had devoted the last six years of my life to.”
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A conspiratorial feeding frenzy ensued in response to the tweet concerning Allen’s voice being muffled, a frequent occurrence in his life. While politics may have been a contributing factor, the show’s exorbitant costs, particularly the cast’s inflated incomes, were probably not sufficient to justify the expenditure. Subsequently, the program was transferred to Fox, where it aired for its last three seasons.
It becomes readily apparent why Allen was selected for the role. “If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?” is a frequently expressed chauvinist who finds it perplexing that individuals deride his work. and “Who’s the public face of AWAKE? Is there a clubhouse for wokees in a backyard, or perhaps a playpen that is both adorable and secure?” Allen, a renowned automobile devotee, adheres strictly to his path.